Punch Gun

I can’t describe how much Oprah Winfrey disgusts me.

In other news…my son poked his nose with a pencil while doing homework.

Bought the kids name brand shoes today. A harbinger of things to come.

From now on, I will post something everyday…

My daughter just told me that her fishing teacher had a bait hooked onto his ear once.

For anyone who likes to publicize the details of their everyday lives to their Facebook friends: nobody gives a shit about you, what you think, how you feel, what you had for lunch, or how great your kids are, because they’re not. My kids are better.