Punch Gun

Dear Oscars and the Academy of Motion Pictures,

I always watch your award show every year. I do not know why I do this. It is probably because of me trying to desperately hang on to my dreams of becoming a famous film director back when I was young and stupid. Well after 2010, I will watch you no longer. Your show is beyond embarrassing. Your choices are irrationally bad. Making time for a blatantly cheesy dance number instead of giving that time to your winners so they can have the chance to make an acceptance speech is a sign of total disrespect. You, your industry, and your products are a sham.

Insincerely,
Punch Gun

P.S. Thanks for not letting Avatar win Best Picture