Punch Gun http://punchgun.com Dance, motherfucker! Dance! Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:53:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 not so super bowl http://punchgun.com/thanks-but-no-thanks http://punchgun.com/thanks-but-no-thanks#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:46:30 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=909 A minimal wordpress theme by Jared Erickson

]]> Superbowl is like a car crash. I can’t help but rubberneck. Although I was proud of myself for not watching Madonna’s self-serving half-time show. I even skipped the last quarter. *pat self on back*

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]]> Walking through the parklot at Wegman’s after a shopping trip, one of their helpful lads asked me if he can walk me to my car. I replied, “Actually, I’m trying to find it.”

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]]> Went to PF Chang’s with the family tonight for “Fun Friday”. Got a lamb dish but it didn’t come with what it was suppose to come with like it said on the menu. Lazy fucks!

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]]> I lost my phone at the grocery store tonight.

My son, knowing my penchant for cursing, said, “You can use bad words because I know you’re upset about losing your phone.”

]]> http://punchgun.com/harsh-but-fair/feed 0 excuses excuses excuses http://punchgun.com/excuses-excuses-excuses http://punchgun.com/excuses-excuses-excuses#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:21:48 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=903 A minimal wordpress theme by Jared Erickson

]]> Hitler didn’t have video games, heavy metal music, or hardcore pornography.

But he still loved killing people.

]]> http://punchgun.com/excuses-excuses-excuses/feed 0 hate/hate http://punchgun.com/hatehate http://punchgun.com/hatehate#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:35:58 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=900 A minimal wordpress theme by Jared Erickson

]]> I can’t describe how much Oprah Winfrey disgusts me.

In other news…my son poked his nose with a pencil while doing homework.

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]]> Bought the kids name brand shoes today. A harbinger of things to come.

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]]> From now on, I will post something everyday…

My daughter just told me that her fishing teacher had a bait hooked onto his ear once.

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]]> For anyone who likes to publicize the details of their everyday lives to their Facebook friends: nobody gives a shit about you, what you think, how you feel, what you had for lunch, or how great your kids are, because they’re not. My kids are better.

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]]> God is like that lamentable, absentee parent: always telling you what to do, but is never around to be a good role model.

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