Punch Gun http://punchgun.com Randomly nonsensical. Highly cynical. Emotionaly irrational. Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:21:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 page 4 http://punchgun.com/page-4 http://punchgun.com/page-4#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:21:45 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=729

]]> http://punchgun.com/page-4/feed 0 page 3 http://punchgun.com/page-3 http://punchgun.com/page-3#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:21:16 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=726

]]> http://punchgun.com/page-3/feed 0 page 2 http://punchgun.com/page-2 http://punchgun.com/page-2#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:42:46 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=723

]]> http://punchgun.com/page-2/feed 0 page 1 http://punchgun.com/page-1-2 http://punchgun.com/page-1-2#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:32:32 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=719

]]> http://punchgun.com/page-1-2/feed 0 misc http://punchgun.com/misc http://punchgun.com/misc#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 06:31:07 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=714 It’s 2:30 am, and I’ve got to put the laundry in the dryer.

Good night.

]]> http://punchgun.com/misc/feed 0 the word http://punchgun.com/the-word http://punchgun.com/the-word#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:19:40 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=710

We’ll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone.

]]> http://punchgun.com/the-word/feed 0 remake/remodel http://punchgun.com/remakeremodel http://punchgun.com/remakeremodel#comments Tue, 18 May 2010 23:38:38 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=694

Art by 2013

]]> http://punchgun.com/remakeremodel/feed 0 Oh so good http://punchgun.com/oh-so-good http://punchgun.com/oh-so-good#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 05:04:21 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=689

]]> http://punchgun.com/oh-so-good/feed 0 Adios! http://punchgun.com/adios http://punchgun.com/adios#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:11:55 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=675 Dear Oscars and the Academy of Motion Pictures,

I always watch your award show every year. I do not know why I do this. It is probably because of me trying to desperately hang on to my dreams of becoming a famous film director back when I was young and stupid. Well after 2010, I will watch you no longer. Your show is beyond embarrassing. Your choices are irrationally bad. Making time for a blatantly cheesy dance number instead of giving that time to your winners so they can have the chance to make an acceptance speech is a sign of total disrespect. You, your industry, and your products are a sham.

Insincerely,
Punch Gun

P.S. Thanks for not letting Avatar win Best Picture

]]> http://punchgun.com/adios/feed 0 Shit that should stop http://punchgun.com/shit-that-should-stop http://punchgun.com/shit-that-should-stop#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:28:59 +0000 Punch Gun http://punchgun.com/?p=664 post thumbnail

Stop making re-makes. Stop taking anime/manga properties and turning them into live-action films. Stop making dumb casting decisions. Stop making sequels and prequels that will make me pine for the original. Stop putting Keanu Reeves in sci-fi flicks (especially if he’s going to be dressed in a black suit and tie throughout the duration of the film). Stop trying to fool me into thinking that the flick starring Mr. A-List Actor is an independent. And one more thing…stop making films that waste two hours of my life just so I can watch the surprise ending that isn’t really surprising.

]]> http://punchgun.com/shit-that-should-stop/feed 0