Wearing hats is a tricky proposition. When a person wears a hat, he or she is saying, “Fuck you! I’ve got self-confidence, and charisma, bitch!” That’s why not everybody can wear a hat. That’s why those rich aristocrats who attend the Escot races wear stupid crazy hats. They don’t care if you think they look silly. Their hats are an extension of their wealth and station in high society. Their appearance and identity are beyond criticism because they’ve got the affluence and the socio-political status to back them up. And a way to display that to the world is to wear a hat.
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