People who constantly use “real” as an adverb. Saying “sick” to mean “cool”. Mothers who push their strollers on the road, NEXT to the sidewalk. Sarah Palin. Giving out bibles to kids on Halloween. Couples who get pet dogs before they have children. Drivers who don’t signal when merging. Chatty cashiers. Shoppers waiting in line, but not using the time to fill out their checks. People who still use checks.
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Dance, motherfucker! Dance!
